Technically Relationships

Kory S

04/18/2007 - 05/14/2008

Lost my virginity to him when I was 17 while we were in a relationship. I was dating his friend for a couple of weeks and met through his friend (high school...). He hung out at my apartment all of the time when I moved out. Smoked weed all day. I payed for almost everything, drove him, helped him with all of his homework. I cut him off because I didn't think that he could handle talking to me. Had a suicide attempt with the previous girl he dated. As far as I know he's been single since me. I have told him that I loved him.

Matthew B

06/15/2008 - 03/15/2009

We worked together at Starbucks. He was a shift supervisor when we began dating and I was promoted partially through our relationship and also ended up living in the same apartment complex. He was a theater kid. Not an abundance in common. I pursued him and cheated on him for a few months within the relationship. We hooked up a little bit again later after the breakup while he was dating the next girlfriend.

Ben R

08/08/2009 - 03/17/2010

Met Ben at a social between his fraternity and my sorority. I pursued him as a joke in order to piss his sister off. I ended up liking him pretty well and we dated for a while. I like to say that I corrupted him because he was a virgin and didn't really do anything "bad." He's a good guy and a good friend.

Philip B (to present)

11/11/2012 - 12/31/2012

helllooooooooooooo <3


Kenny R

05/15/2008 - 06/03/2011

On and off. We worked together at Starbucks. He was a shift when I was hired. We weren't really friends or anything when we started hanging out. Got to know him at Relay for Life and broke up with my boyfriend (Kory) because of him. We had sex at some point and he broke it off the next day to get back with his ex. After they broke up, we would get back together. It was a nice, vicious cycle. I began to tell him that I loved him after all of the sexual engagements. Long, complicated relationship.

Bradley A

03/30/2010 - 10/24/2010

Dated with no sex prior to my relationship with Ben. Met him on the patio at Starbucks. He would smoke cigars and play spades with the boys. After Ben and I split up, we had sex on the weekends with little to no legitimate relationship status. He can be a bit crazy.

Daniel P

12/09/2011 - 10/01/2012

Met on okcupid. Stole all of his friends. haha.

These just happened.

Samuel C

10/27/2010 - 01/12/2011

I met him at a stripclub before I was 21 because he bought my friend and myself alcohol. Not too long after we went to EDC in a group together with his girlfriend and more people. I made out with him, his girlfriend and a few other people. He took that as me being interested in him, so he contacted me when they split up and we began hooking up. He basically never left my apartment and was by my side all of the time even though I was persistant that I didn't want a relationship with me. He was determined to change my mind and didn't take too long to give up and move on.

Brittney B


Met Brittney when she transfered into my store. We soon moved in together. Lived on Brittany St for like 6 months. We didn't sleep together until she moved in with me for the second time in 2011. She only lived with me for a few months the second and last time.

Maxwell C

08/24/2011 - 10/23/2011

Cheating on his girlfriend the entire time.

I interviewed Maxwell and got him hired at Starbucks. Some time after he was hired, Jessica and I went to cheers after work and Kenny and Maxwell came along. I had intended on hooking up with Kenny, but at some point in the night Maxwell was rubbing on my leg and we ended up making out. I don't really remember when we first started having sex, but it was mostly in cars in random neighborhoods and things. He ended up getting really upset with me on several occasions.

Brittney & Maxwell


One night I was in the hot tub with Maxwell and Brittney was swimming. Maxwell and I were "doing the deed" and Brittney came in to join us. We all fooled around in there and then moved inside where we found out Brittney has issues and can't really have sex with guys.

Bradley A


Brad and I decided to hang out this night for some reason. Got a bottle of wine each, got in the hot tub and you know. I ended up getting trich from this and it wasn't pretty.

David B

12/10/2011 - 12/19/2011

Met in Vegas over the summer. Probably would have had sex then and that would be the end of it, but he had a girlfriend at the time. We began to skype and stuff when he went home. He came to visit. I had kind of lost interest in the whole situation. I still felt obligated to sleep with him. Most painful sex ever. Nothing wrong with him... just not my thing.

One Nights



i'll send you the story

(Andrew K.) Kish


We went to high school together. While in high school he had asked my boyfriend (Kory) and myself to have a foursome with him and his girlfriend. After high school I ran in to him and old high school friends at Sandrinis. I started hanging out with them again. Kish and I slept together once and haven't talked since.

Karl S.


Went to middle school together. Dated in early High School, no sex. Nothing serious. Still friends. We had sex this once and it was terrible.

Danni N.


He worked next door to Starbucks at Rubios. We met through that. He used to give me free burritos. He married a girl that worked with him. We slept together once while he was still living in Bakersfield. He moved to Port Hueneme and moved back already.

Adam T


Met him at the mint. Gutter punk. Gross.

Sean ?


He was friends with the guy that Jessika was sleeping with when we went to Vegas. One night stand. Figured out his name the next day.

Rob V


Went on dates for a while a good set of months before this.