Untitled timeline

Microwaves

Unnamed

1 AD - 18 AD

Retired, had 2 unseen experiments

Diane Prename

19 AD - 30 AD

Named in episode 30

Diane

30 AD - 44 AD

Detonated and retired, killed Sandra in episode 62

Sandra

45 AD - 62 AD

First dead microwave

Diane

62 AD

Remains microwaved by Sandra, killing her (Sandra, not Diane's remains)

Helga

63 AD - 77 AD

Died, only microwave to be carried into the next season

Lacey

78 AD - 102

Retired

Vanessa

103 - 104

Died, had no good ideas

Tracy

105 - 120

Died

Whoopi

121 - 133

Died

Jasmine

133

Died, first single-experiment microwave

Susan

134

Died, first microwave to die in the next experiment

Beatrice

135 - 136

Died

Jackie

137 - 155

Died

Samantha

156 - 166

Retired

Summer

167

Died

Penny

168 - 185

Retired

Cinammon

186 - 188

Died

Candy

189 - 191

Died

Zelda

192 - 195

Died

Melissa

196 - 211

Retired

Gladys

212

Died

Erin

213

Died

Sarah

214 - 222

Died

Margaret

223 - 224

Died

Margaret II presanctification

224 - 233

Tenure Interrupted

Justine

234

Retired

Margeret II Presanctification

235 - 239

Sanctified in 239

St. Margaret II

239 - 242

Retired

Marissa

243 - 245

Dead

Cindy

246 - 247

Undead

Esmeralda

248 - 253

Died

Penelope

254 - 270

Retired

Rapunzel

271 - 273

Tenure Interrupted

Beth

274

Died

Felicia

275

Retired

Rapunzel

276 - 277

Retired

Gabrielle

278 - 287

Died

Rapunzel

288

Unretired, and killed

Gina

289 - 290

Died

Shelley

291 - 293

Retired

Emily

294 - 296

Died

Heather

297 - 299

Died

Shelley

300

Unretired, and killed

Rhianna

301

Died

Ivanka

302

Tenure Interrupted

Phyllis

303

Retired

Ivanka

304 - 305

Died

Unknown

306

Retired, has alternate names (Unnamed II and Playlist III)

Khloe

307 - 308

Tenure Interrupted

Eileen

309

Retired