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Soviet Russia

Yalta

February 1945 - March 1945

The allied powers met and the Soviets were given glorious amounts of land to control in Eastern Europe. The meeting established the iron curtain

Potsdam Conference

july, 1945 - august, 1945

Our great leader Joseph had a meeting with the allied powers. The dirty American named Truman told us we needed free elections, but we refused

Marshall Plan

1948 - 1951

THE FRICKIN DINGUS 'MURICANS ARE PRACTICING CONTAINMENT BY THROWING THEIR DIRTY MONEY ALL OVER WESTERN EUROPE!!! YOU CAN'T STOP COMMUNISM. WE WILL CONTINUE TO THRIVE AND SPREAD!!!!!!!!

NATO

1949

The Allies have formed the North Atlantic Treaty Organization to team up and stop us. It will fail miserably. They made the mistake of leaving us out.

Explosion of Joe 1

1949

The bomb that is just as powerful as the one the Americans have has been detonated successfully. It was named after the great leader Joseph Stalin.

Korean war

1950 - 1953

Freaking freedom junkies are trying to aid South Korea. Idiots. North Korea is just doing what it should by spreading communism. Stalin is proud that the North was finally divided so they can continue their communist plans without the interruption of the south.

Formation of the Warsaw pact

1955

MOTHER RUSSIA HAS FORMED AN AWESOME PACT TO CREATE A DOMINO EFFECT SO COMMUNISM WILL SPREAD AND OTHER NATIONS WILL FALL INTO A COMMUNIST STATE AS IF THEY WERE DOMINOES

Vietnam war

1955 - 1975

Once again a Northern sector of a country is following in Mother Russias footsteps. BUT THE DINGUSES FROM THE U.S. ARE TRYING TO STOP IT BY SENDING IN TROOPS TO STOP THE SPREAD OF COMMUNISM. FREAKING IDIOTS.

Suez Canal crisis

1956

Those petty capitalist from Britain tried to support Egypt, but we made sure the support was cut off. The Israeli people need to stop causing wars. I'm going to go drink vodka now.

Sputnik is launched

1957

SUCK ON THAT AMERICA. GUESS WHO IS WINNING THE SPACE RACE NOW. NOW WE GOT THE FIRST SATELLITE INTO SPACE. WOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!! BREAD FOR DAYS!! EVERYONE IS GOING TO SPACE NOWWW!!!!

Cuban Missle Crisis

1962

We had our missiles pointed at the U.S.A. from Cuba.
Sadly, they found out and now we are getting closer to war, but no one is doing anything. This is a prime example of Brinkmanship.

Détente

1970 - 1974

We are trying to become more peaceful by not invading any nations. The Americans are still at war with the Vietnamese. Their efforts are futile.

SALT Talks

1972

Brezhnev began talking with the dumb American who they call Nixon. He seems a little sneaky, but I doubt he does anything behind closed doors. Both nations have agreed to limit our weapons. They call it Strategic Arms Limitation Talks.

Invasion of Afghanistan

1979

Screw that Détente stuff. The nation of Afghanistan has evaded us for far too long. We are going to invade and take them over. It will be more difficult because the us has supplied weapons.

Reagan's Strategic Defense Iniative

1983

The dirty Statesman names Reagan has declared he is anti-communist. Imbecile. He says he has a defense system to stop our missiles, but he must be a liar.

'Murica

FREEDOM!!!!!!! COME AT US USSR!

Yalta Confrence

February 1945 - February 28, 1945

The Big two and Stalin met where the tricky Stalin coerced the old and weary Churchill into allowing control of Poland to fall to the command of the disgusting USSR.

Potsdam Confrence

July 1945 - july 30, 1945

The glorious leaders, Churchill and Truman, met with Stalin to convince him to allow free elections. He viciously denied symbolically declaring war on capitalism and happiness in general.

Marshall Plan

1948 - 1951

American graciously spared all its own resources in order to aid the hurt but sovereign countries of Europe. This also prevented communism from spreading because the only people who like communism are poor hippies.

Formation of NATO

1949

In order to protect our self from the savage USSR forces the US formed a pact with Canada and other free European countries to fight the atrocities of communism.

Explosion of Joe 1

1949

The commies learned how to successful destroy the world testing their own copy of our freedom bomb and turned it into a slavery bomb. This terror occurred in Ukraine.

Korean War

1950 - 1953

Korea was seperated by the 38th parallel where two seperate countries formed. South Korea was a nice rural peace loving state while North Korea became a warmongering commie country. North Korea slyly attacked South Korea backed by Russia. Western Powers quickly aided South Korea.

Formation of Warsaw Pact

1955

In response to the amazing NATO pact the commies grouped together due to their fear at the pure scent of 'Murica's testosterone. Because of this fear, the USSR built a wall to separate Germany but nothing can stop our freedom.

Vietnam War

november, 1955 - 1975

France lost control of Indochina to imperialists. At the Geneva Conference, US and France supported the south part of Vietnam but the horrible communists supported the northern part of Vietnam.

Suez Canal Crisis

1956 - december 1956

Israel and Egypt had a military confrontation backed. Israel was backed by France and Britain but both the disgusting USSR and the amazing US pressured both sides to back out.

Sputnik

August, 1957

The evil Soviets launched the world's first satellite. Don't worry though. The US wins in the end.

Cuban Missle Crisis

July, 1962

Khrushchev, one of the savage monsters that lead the USSR, planted missiles in Cuba aimed at us with the intention to destroy all hope for humanity. This lead to a strong case of brinkmanship.

Détente

1970 - 1974

The idea of relaxing policies to allow better coexistence with all the super powers that hate them in the USSR.

SALT Talks

1972

Two meetings of super powers to discuss the cold war. This resulted in the AntiBalistic Missile treaty but the US didn't accept it until the commies got out of Afgan.

Invasion of Afganistan

1979

The USSR invaded Afganastan and was met by opposition from yours truly. We gave weapons to the local groups to fight back against the Soviets. SHUT UP IT WAS A GREAT IDEA!

Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative

1983

Reagan's brilliant idea to protect our homeland from the horrors of nukes using more nukes to shoot them. It was criticized but clearly only commies criticized it.

Brinksmanship

2000

The idea of being willing to go to the absolute brink of war without actually doing it. The Cuban missile crisis illustrated this when the USSR fell to the superior US will and turned their submarines around.

Containment

2000

The policy of attempting to control and prevent the spread of something such as communism by throwing money at poor countries so they wont want it.

Iron curtain

2000

The imaginary political line that seperated Europe into allies of the Soiets and Allies of NATO

Domino Theory

2000

The theory that if one country became communist in an area than others would also do this. This justified US intervention in the world.