The Allies have formed the North Atlantic Treaty Organization to team up and stop us. It will fail miserably. They made the mistake of leaving us out.
1950 - 1953
Freaking freedom junkies are trying to aid South Korea. Idiots. North Korea is just doing what it should by spreading communism. Stalin is proud that the North was finally divided so they can continue their communist plans without the interruption of the south.
Formation of the Warsaw pact
MOTHER RUSSIA HAS FORMED AN AWESOME PACT TO CREATE A DOMINO EFFECT SO COMMUNISM WILL SPREAD AND OTHER NATIONS WILL FALL INTO A COMMUNIST STATE AS IF THEY WERE DOMINOES
1955 - 1975
Once again a Northern sector of a country is following in Mother Russias footsteps. BUT THE DINGUSES FROM THE U.S. ARE TRYING TO STOP IT BY SENDING IN TROOPS TO STOP THE SPREAD OF COMMUNISM. FREAKING IDIOTS.
SUCK ON THAT AMERICA. GUESS WHO IS WINNING THE SPACE RACE NOW. NOW WE GOT THE FIRST SATELLITE INTO SPACE. WOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!! BREAD FOR DAYS!! EVERYONE IS GOING TO SPACE NOWWW!!!!
Cuban Missle Crisis
We had our missiles pointed at the U.S.A. from Cuba.
Sadly, they found out and now we are getting closer to war, but no one is doing anything. This is a prime example of Brinkmanship.
Brezhnev began talking with the dumb American who they call Nixon. He seems a little sneaky, but I doubt he does anything behind closed doors. Both nations have agreed to limit our weapons. They call it Strategic Arms Limitation Talks.
The dirty Statesman names Reagan has declared he is anti-communist. Imbecile. He says he has a defense system to stop our missiles, but he must be a liar.
FREEDOM!!!!!!! COME AT US USSR!
February 1945 - February 28, 1945
The Big two and Stalin met where the tricky Stalin coerced the old and weary Churchill into allowing control of Poland to fall to the command of the disgusting USSR.
July 1945 - july 30, 1945
The glorious leaders, Churchill and Truman, met with Stalin to convince him to allow free elections. He viciously denied symbolically declaring war on capitalism and happiness in general.
1948 - 1951
American graciously spared all its own resources in order to aid the hurt but sovereign countries of Europe. This also prevented communism from spreading because the only people who like communism are poor hippies.
Explosion of Joe 1
The commies learned how to successful destroy the world testing their own copy of our freedom bomb and turned it into a slavery bomb. This terror occurred in Ukraine.
Formation of NATO
In order to protect our self from the savage USSR forces the US formed a pact with Canada and other free European countries to fight the atrocities of communism.
1950 - 1953
Korea was seperated by the 38th parallel where two seperate countries formed. South Korea was a nice rural peace loving state while North Korea became a warmongering commie country. North Korea slyly attacked South Korea backed by Russia. Western Powers quickly aided South Korea.
Formation of Warsaw Pact
In response to the amazing NATO pact the commies grouped together due to their fear at the pure scent of 'Murica's testosterone. Because of this fear, the USSR built a wall to separate Germany but nothing can stop our freedom.
november, 1955 - 1975
France lost control of Indochina to imperialists. At the Geneva Conference, US and France supported the south part of Vietnam but the horrible communists supported the northern part of Vietnam.
Suez Canal Crisis
1956 - december 1956
Israel and Egypt had a military confrontation backed. Israel was backed by France and Britain but both the disgusting USSR and the amazing US pressured both sides to back out.
The evil Soviets launched the world's first satellite. Don't worry though. The US wins in the end.
Cuban Missle Crisis
Khrushchev, one of the savage monsters that lead the USSR, planted missiles in Cuba aimed at us with the intention to destroy all hope for humanity. This lead to a strong case of brinkmanship.
1970 - 1974
The idea of relaxing policies to allow better coexistence with all the super powers that hate them in the USSR.
Two meetings of super powers to discuss the cold war. This resulted in the AntiBalistic Missile treaty but the US didn't accept it until the commies got out of Afgan.
Invasion of Afganistan
The USSR invaded Afganastan and was met by opposition from yours truly. We gave weapons to the local groups to fight back against the Soviets. SHUT UP IT WAS A GREAT IDEA!
Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative
Reagan's brilliant idea to protect our homeland from the horrors of nukes using more nukes to shoot them. It was criticized but clearly only commies criticized it.
The idea of being willing to go to the absolute brink of war without actually doing it. The Cuban missile crisis illustrated this when the USSR fell to the superior US will and turned their submarines around.
The policy of attempting to control and prevent the spread of something such as communism by throwing money at poor countries so they wont want it.
The theory that if one country became communist in an area than others would also do this. This justified US intervention in the world.
The imaginary political line that seperated Europe into allies of the Soiets and Allies of NATO