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The Big two and Stalin met where the tricky Stalin coerced the old and weary Churchill into allowing control of Poland to fall to the command of the disgusting USSR.

The glorious leaders, Churchill and Truman, met with Stalin to convince him to allow free elections. He viciously denied symbolically declaring war on capitalism and happiness in general.

American graciously spared all its own resources in order to aid the hurt but sovereign countries of Europe. This also prevented communism from spreading because the only people who like communism are poor hippies.

The commies learned how to successful destroy the world testing their own copy of our freedom bomb and turned it into a slavery bomb. This terror occurred in Ukraine.

In order to protect our self from the savage USSR forces the US formed a pact with Canada and other free European countries to fight the atrocities of communism.

Korea was seperated by the 38th parallel where two seperate countries formed. South Korea was a nice rural peace loving state while North Korea became a warmongering commie country. North Korea slyly attacked South Korea backed by Russia. Western Powers quickly aided South Korea.

In response to the amazing NATO pact the commies grouped together due to their fear at the pure scent of 'Murica's testosterone. Because of this fear, the USSR built a wall to separate Germany but nothing can stop our freedom.

France lost control of Indochina to imperialists. At the Geneva Conference, US and France supported the south part of Vietnam but the horrible communists supported the northern part of Vietnam.

Israel and Egypt had a military confrontation backed. Israel was backed by France and Britain but both the disgusting USSR and the amazing US pressured both sides to back out.

The evil Soviets launched the world's first satellite. Don't worry though. The US wins in the end.

Khrushchev, one of the savage monsters that lead the USSR, planted missiles in Cuba aimed at us with the intention to destroy all hope for humanity. This lead to a strong case of brinkmanship.

The idea of relaxing policies to allow better coexistence with all the super powers that hate them in the USSR.

Two meetings of super powers to discuss the cold war. This resulted in the AntiBalistic Missile treaty but the US didn't accept it until the commies got out of Afgan.

The USSR invaded Afganastan and was met by opposition from yours truly. We gave weapons to the local groups to fight back against the Soviets. SHUT UP IT WAS A GREAT IDEA!

Reagan's brilliant idea to protect our homeland from the horrors of nukes using more nukes to shoot them. It was criticized but clearly only commies criticized it.

The idea of being willing to go to the absolute brink of war without actually doing it. The Cuban missile crisis illustrated this when the USSR fell to the superior US will and turned their submarines around.

The policy of attempting to control and prevent the spread of something such as communism by throwing money at poor countries so they wont want it.

The theory that if one country became communist in an area than others would also do this. This justified US intervention in the world.

The imaginary political line that seperated Europe into allies of the Soiets and Allies of NATO