Those asian countries gone fall down and be commies if we dont stop the other commies
Those russians wont try an fight us. They come after our freedoms and well threaten to blow em up with democracy
Division between Democratic and Communist Europe. Democratic in the West and Communist in the East.
Stop those darned commies from expandin' and takin stuff ovah
Stalin, Attlee, and Truman all decided on how to punish those german's for that war and genocide stuff.
President Roosevelt, Churchill and Stalin all met up for somethin. We chopped up that germany place and that commie son of a gun, stalin, will fight with us against those japanese.
Apparently our government decided we need be the "helpers" of the world and give stuff to other non-murican countries
Russians first atomic bomb, amateur hour. we had it first
North atlantic trade agreement. west europe countries and murica protect each other
parallel divided korea, N invaded S, US joined S, along w/ Britain and 14 others
Soviet version of Nato, Eastern european countreis and such
egypt took british control of suez canal, US and others cried, Egypt got control
First unmanned satelite, russains beat us for once
Russians gave cubans missles and we wanted em gone so we made a deal, WWIII was almost had and we almost died
N vietnam vs US and S vietnam, Us started bombing people got mad we left the end
Nixon and brezhnev met to limit icbm's and such
Us and ussr ratified 1, signed salt 2 but wasnt ratified due to soviet invasion of afgansitan
Soviets invaded, we got mad, we gave weapons to rebels,soviets left
protect against enemy missles didnt actually happen
Our strong communist states are protected behind an iron wall, separating us from Capitalist Europe.
We strong Russian crush little American boys like empty vodka bottles. We have more nukes and are willing to go to fighting.
The rest of the world thinks they can stop the mother land, but we can't be contained..
Hopefully we can get the weak Asian countries to be strong communist like us. They will fall like Russian dominos huehuehue
Strong Stalin the weak boys Atlee and Truman to disccuss what the Germans deserve for killing many strong comrades.
Our strong leader Stalin met up with weak boys Roosevelt y Churchill. Stalin made them chop up Germany and now we own Poland comrades
The Americans think they can beat strong Soviet Russia. They need to get involved? WE NEED TO BE INVOLVED HAIL STALIN
WE RUSSIANS EXPLODED VERY STRONG ATOMIC BOMB WAY BETTER THAN AMERICAN WEAK BOMB, WE USE VODKA TO HELP EXPLODE IT AHHHH
OH so now we have trade agreements outside of the Motherland! AMERICA AND EAST EUROPE THINK THEY CAN BEAT STRONG RUSSIA VODKA
KOREA GOES TO WAR AFTER PARALLEL SPLITS THEM. KOREA GOES TO WAR WITH WEAK AMERICANS. WEAK AMERICANS STRUGGLE WITH WAR LOL
AMERICAS HAVE PACT WITH WEAK EUROPE???? WE HAVE PACT WITH STRONG EUROPE LIKE POLAND, AND UKRAINE. UKRAINE STRONG
VERY BORING EVENT WHERE STRONG EGYPT TOOK OVER WEAK BRITISH PORT, AMERICA CRIE LIKE LITLE GIRL
RUSSIA LAUNCHES SATILITE TO SPACE FRONTIER, WE SO STRONG AND CELEBRATE WITH VODKA AND JUGGLING BEARS
WE STRONG RUSSIANS PUT MISSLES IN CUBA TO THREATEN AMERICA, BABYS CRIE A LOT AND NOW EMBARGO MAKES US NOT ABLE TO VAYCAY IN CUBA
ANOTHER WAR PUNY AMERICANS GO INTO TO BECOME EVEN WEAKER THAN BEFORE LOLOL ITS THEM VERSUS N AND S VIETNAM MAN THEYRE TRYING, THEYRE OFFICIAL DRINK IS BOURBON LOL VODKA4LYFE #YOLOSWAG
WE MET WITH AMERICA TO DISCUSS WITH NIXON, OUR STRONG LEADER BRENZHEV MADE IT SO HE WOULD LIMIT ICBMS AND STUFF MAN
WE TALK WITH AMERICA AND PASS SALT TALK ONE WITH KENNEDY I THINK, BUT NUMBER TWO WAS NOT MADE CAUSE THEY WERE INTIMIDATED ABOUT US INVADING AFGHANISTAN (VODKA)
STRONG RUSSIA INVADES AFGHANISTAN, MERICA CRIES LIKE LITTLE RUSSIAN GIRL WITHOUT VODKA, GIVES GUNS TO REBELS, WE LEAVE BECAUSE IT IS UNBALANCED FIGHT FOR THEM
REGAN SAYS HE WILL PROTECT AMERICA FROM RUSSIAN MISSLES BUT HER RELLY WONT HAHAHAHAHA