Those dumb Americans with their democracy. Who do they think they are trying to keep us from spreading our amazing Communist ways? Praise Marl Karx.
Stalin, our great and powerful leader, was smart enough to make buffer states to prevent those facist Nazis from coming into Russia. It's not like the satellites were going to do well independently anyways.
The US thought that once we began to make other countries convert to Communism, more would follow. Why wouldn't they follow the best idea ever created?
Our great Stalin was able to negotiate with those ignorant Brits and Americans to get us more land from dividing Germany! We also joined the war against the Japanese, but it's the land that counts.Сталин хорошо!
Our powerful Stalin met up with Truman and Stalin in Potsdam, Germany. The stupid capitalists wanted us to change to free elections but we refused. Those idiots and their democracy; when will they ever learn?
The Americans (I feel like calling them stupid is unnecessary for it is implied) gave aid to all the European countries just so the countries wouldn't give in to our brilliant communistic ways. Да здравствует коммунизм!
Unfortunately all the work that was put in to making our great bomb was wasted. We'll still be the atomic superior US.
Silly Europeans thought it would be smart to form an alliance between ten of their nations. We must put an end to them~!!!!!
In the standoff at the 38th parallel, the North Koreans invaded South Korea to try to force their ways upon them. We didn't want to have anything to do with it.
The Vietnamese and Communists joined together to fight the French, but the US went to help the French. The US were pansies and decided to pull out from the war. Hahaha scared? Good job Vietnam for keeping Communism strong.
When the dumb European countries formed NATO, we decided to counter them by forming the even better Warsaw Pact. Warsaw Pact > NATO.
Those Americans! How could they promise financial support to Egypt and then take it away?! What scumbags.
We managed to launch the first unmanned satellite into space! Communism for the win! We are superior in the space race! Try not to cry America.
Considering the fact that the U.S. had missle aimed at the USSR based in Turkey, we had to have some form of protection!
Khrushchev, the one and only, built 42 missile sites in Cuba. The US freaked out, as always, and we argued, but to no avail. Nothing happened. Long live Russia.
When the Americans appointed Dwight Eisenhower as their president (hahahha democracy is a joke), they threatened to attack us, the USSR, if we attacked their interests. Don't get too trigger happy 'Merica.
Brezhnev and Nixon began this "easing of tensions." There's nothing to be tense about. Just accept that the USSR is better.
The Americans were scared of our weapons, so they decided we needed to "limit" them. Babies.
We decide to occupy Afghanistan and what does the US do? Fund the Muhajideens. Way to fund a group who would soon be your own terrorists. Bravo.
We had those Americans so far on the edge of their seats that the President himself felt like he had to make something in case we sent an ICBM onto them. Scared?
Those Russians put up a wall and they think just put up a wall to protect them from the wall. All of the communists live on the other side of the wall, to the east.
We are going to totally stop those Communists from spreading. Well just have to help out all of those smaller countries to resist the Soviet.
Those Soviets think that the nuclear missiles in Cuba will scare us? That's brinkmanship, they'll back down. We know it. We'll do the same thing, we'll get right to the brink of war and then we'll back down.
So we had to give half of Germany to Russia, but they joined the war against Japan too. That's alright I guess.
We were so generous and we provided aid to needy European countries. This worked out very well.
This sweet thing got made with a lot of European countries and us. This will will be an ultimate alliance.
Those Soviets made their own atomic bomb. Well Truman thinks that we should make our own, so that exactly what we'll do.
Those Soviets made a alliance with Czechoslovakia, East Germany, Hungary, Poland, Romania, , and Albania to counter NATO. Don't worry, their alliance wont last long. Our alliance is much stronger.
Britain had control of the Suez Canal the Egypt come and takes over the canal, because Britain and us didn't want to fund the building of the Aswan Dam. Others and we didn't think that we should have a presence in Egypt so Britain left.
Those Soviets put up a satellite in to space.