Context, y'all! Historical Context!
Blood. Death. You know the story.
Let's try a Republic, shall we? No? Ok.
The man crowned himself Emperor. CROWNED HIMSELF.
Napoleon? More like NO-poleon! Back to the [constitutional] Monarchy
Just when the story is set. So you know.
"No, no, guys! It's the King of the FRENCH. Not the King of France!" Let's focus more on the people.
No! NO MORE MONARCHY! Liberté! Égalité! Fraternité!
Well, I guess ONE more Napoleon could't hurt. Let's give Napoleon III a shot at running this.
Ach! Napoleon III, maybe you should have left Luxembourg alone and quit while you were ahead. Epic Prussian win.
The loss of Alsace-Lorraine makes the French think: "Maybe we should SLOW DOWN."
We're Back, baby! Let's celebrate recovery after the war! Appearances by: The Statue of Liberty's Head and Alexander Graham Bell's Telephone.
So nice, they did it twice! This is the World's Fair, 100th Anniversary of the Bastille. The Eiffel Tower showed up, also the premiere of Jules Massenet's "Esclarmonde, Buffalo Bill and Annie Oakley, Gauguin, and van Gogh.
France and Russia (with UK and USA) team up to whoop some German tail! But beware--they don't easily let go of those grudges.
Oh look, a sequel.
Fascist Nazis ruin EVERYTHING. But Charles de Gaulle is fighting the man from London. Yay FREE FRENCH!
Wow...these names are so original?
Finally! A system that WORKS!
Certified fresh and homegrown!
A League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
We don't have songs without the words...