Cultura

Parcial 2

Kings & Queens

WILLIAM I the Conqueror

1066 - 1087

-married to Queen Matilda

3 SONS:
-Robert would rule in Normandy
-William Rufus would rule in England
-Henry gets pie

WILLIAM II Rufus of Normandy

1087 - 1100

-William I's second son
-dead in the woods

HENRY I of Normandy

1100 - 1135

William I's third son

STEPHEN, Etienne de Blois

1135 - 1154

son of William I's daughter; beat Matilda (Maud) for the throne

HENRY II Plantagenet

1154 - 1189

-son of Matilda (Maud), Henry I's daughter.
-Married Eleanor of Aquitaine

RICHARD I the Lion-Hearted Plantagenet

1189 - 1199

-Henry II's first son with Eleanor of Aquitaine
-off to the Crusade

John Lackland Plantagenet

1199 - 1216

-Richard I's younger brother
-Magna Carta

HENRY III Plantagenet

1216 - 1272

John's son

EDWARD I Plantagenet

1272 - 1307

Henry III's son

EDWARD II Plantagenet

1307 - 1327

made to abdicate and killed

EDWARD III Plantagenet

1327 - 1377

Edward II's son

RICHARD II Plantagenet

1377 - 1399

-Edward III's grandson: Edward III --> Edward the Black Prince --> Richard II
-made to abdicate and killed at Pontefract Castle
-pretty verses

HENRY IV Bolingbroke Plantagenet Lancaster

1399 - 1413

-Edward III's grandson: Edward III --> John of Gaunt/Blanche of Lancaster --> Henry IV
-takes the crown from Richard II, imprisons him
-revolted Mortimer!

HENRY V (Prince Hal) Plantagenet Lancaster

1413 - 1422

-Henry IV's first son
-off to claim France
-Agincourt
- <3

HENRY VI Plantagenet, of England and France, Lancaster

1422 - 1461

-Henry V and Catherine de Valois's son
-married Margaret d'Anjou
-poor sod

EDWARD IV of York

1461 - 1470

-first reign
-Edward III's great-great grandson (Edward III --> Edmund of York --> Richard of Cambridge --> Richard of York --> Edward IV)
-married Elizabeth Woodville

HENRY VI Plantagenet, of England and France, Lancaster (SECOND REIGN)

1470 - 1471

-reinstated by Warwick
-captive, made to abdicate, killed

EDWARD IV of York (SECOND REIGN)

1471 - 1483

-reinstated by Warwick
-gets fat

RICHARD III of York

1483 - 1485

-Edward IV's second brother
-kills Edward V and Richard of Yorkie (the Princes in the Tower)
-is evil genius
- <3

-nasty Henry VII Tudor kills him at Bosworth Field

EDWARD V of York

1483

-Edward IV's son
-gets killed with brother Richard of Yorkie by Richard III (the Princes in the Tower)
-rotten luck, kid

HENRY VII (Richmond) Tudor

1485 - 1509

-Welsh
-barely related to Plantagenet at all: Edward III --> John of Gaunt/Catherine Swynford --> John Beaufort (extramarital) --> Margaret Beaufort --> Henry VII
-married Elizabeth of York, Edward IV's daughter
-killed Poor Richard III at Bosworth Field
-miserable greedy bastard

HENRY VIII Tudor

1509 - 1547

-Henry VII/Elizabeth of York's second son
-elder brother is Arthur Tudor/Catherine of Aragon

-marries 6 times:
+Catherine of Aragon (m. 1509) --> Mary I Tudor, the Bloody
+Anne Boleyn (m. 1533) --> Elizabeth I Tudor, the Virgin
+Jane Seymour (m. 1536) --> Edward VI Tudor, the kid
+Anne of Cleves (m. 1540) --> the ugly
+Catherine Howard (m. 1540) --> the slutty
+Catherine Parr (m. 1543)

-gets fat and nasty
-kills many people

EDWARD VI Tudor, the kid

1547 - 1553

-Henry VIII/Jane Seymour's son
-gets sick and dies

MARY I Tudor, the Bloody Catholic

1553 - 1558

-Henry VIII/Catherine of Aragon's daughter
-marries Philip II of Spain
-kills many Protestants
-dies

ELIZABETH I Tudor, the Virgin, Queen Bess

1558 - 1603

-Henry VIII/Anne Boleyn's daughter
-Church of England
-tries not to kill many Protestants or Catholics
-never marries
-very red hair
-many cute lovers
-kills them afterwards

JAMES I of England, VI of Scotland, Stuart

1603 - 1625

-distantly related to Henry VII Tudor: Henry VII --> Margaret Tudor/James IV of Scotland --> James V of Scotland/Mary de Guise --> Mary Stuart Queen of Scots --> James I Stuart
-poet
-moves to England and forgets all about Scotland

CHARLES I Stuart

1625 - 1649

-James I's son
-marries Henrietta Maria of France, Henri IV Borbon's daughter
-is idiot
-gets beheaded by Cromwell

CHARLES II Stuart

1661 - 1685

-Charles I's first son
-atorrante
-heads the Stuart Restoration

JAMES II Stuart

1685 - 1688

-Charles I's second son
-is made to abdicate

WILLIAM III Orange / MARY II Stuart

1689 - 1702

-Mary II is James II/Anne Hyde's daughter.
-William III is Charles I's grandson (Charles I --> Mary Stuart/William II of Orange --> William III)
-joint rulers
-no kids

ANNE Stuart

1702 - 1714

-James II's second daughter

GEORGE I Hanover

1714 - 1727

-James I's great grandson --> Elizabeth Stuart/Frederick V of Bohemia, Elector Palatine --> Sophia of Hanover --> Ernst Augustus, Elector of Hanover --> George I

GEORGE II Hanover

1727 - 1760

-George I's son

GEORGE III Hanover, the Mad

1760 - 1820

-George II's grandson: George II --> Frederick of Hanover --> George III

GEORGE IV Hanover, Prince Regent

1820 - 1830

-Prince Regent for George III the Mad
-marries Caroline of Brunswick and then hates her
-Hugh Laurie

WILLIAM IV Hanover

1830 - 1837

-George III the Mad's second son
-George IV's brother
-bit silly

VICTORIA of Saxe-Coburg

1837 - 1901

-marries Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha
-lurrrves him
-has 9 kids
-has Empire

EDWARD VII of Saxe-Coburg & Gotha

1901 - 1910

-Victoria/Albert's son
-thought Queen Vic would never die
-marries Alexandra of Denmark

GEORGE V of Saxe-Coburg & Gotha (Windsor)

1910 - 1936

-Edward VII/Alexandra of Denmark's son
-marries Mary of Teck
-changes Saxe-Coburg & Gotha to Windsor due to First World War
-is nasty

EDWARD VIII Windsor

1936

-George V/Mary of Teck's first son
-wanted to marry Wallis Simpson
-was idiot coward
-abdicated

GEORGE VI Windsor

1936 - 1952

-George V's second son
-marries Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon
-is crowned after Edward VIII abdicates, the idiot
-Colin Firth

ELIZABETH II Windsor

1952 - 06/24/2014

-George VI/Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon's daughter
-married Philip
-has many ugly children
-wears odd hats